Und kein einziger Gurov ist in der Nähe, um den leeren Chumadans zu helfen.

And not a single Gurov around to help with the empty suitcases.

Viktor Kirillov, I'm always amazed why they carry air in suitcases. There are compressors and special cylinders for that, and you can carry much more at once. On the other hand, I have a couple of these suitcases; if you fall into the water, you won't drown right away, and you can hold out until rescuers arrive.

"Die Dame überreichte ihr Gepäck ... einen Koffer ... und ein kleines Hündchen.

Nikolay Semenov, This is, at least, funny. And not vulgar.

Viktor Kirillov, I'm always surprised why they carry air in suitcases. There are compressors and special cylinders for that, and you can carry much more at a time. On the other hand, I have a couple of these suitcases; if you fall into the water, you won't drown right away, and you can hold out until rescuers arrive.

Nikolay Semenov,
They don't carry air in their suitcases, they carry compositions! ))

Nikolay Semenov, At least it's funny. And not vulgar.

Alex Mimo, If it weren't for the hackneyed plot... though, there's no train station here, and the ladies are most likely waiting for a steamship, and that's something new.